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Captain America

Scarlet Witch

Iron Man

Giant-Man

Hawkeye

Wonder Man

Justice

Firestar

Beast
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[Editorial Note: This issue takes place before
The Uncanny X-Men #5]
Captain America was looking through some files, looking for an eighth
member. Tony Stark was helping him. They weren't having too much luck.
Not many people had time to be an Avenger any more.
"I thought you said that you had a lot of people waiting to become a member?"
asked Tony.
"I did say that, but it wasn't true. I only said that so nobody would
feel pressured not to leave."
"Oh. What about Hank? He seemed like he liked being Giant-Man again."
"I already asked him. Many times actually. But he keeps rejecting the
offer. "
"Oh."
"Okay. I got it narrowed down to seven. All of them have said recently
that they would be reserves if we needed them."
Scarlet Witch walked in. "Who?"
"Oh wait," Captain America began. "Make that five, two of them are busy
I know. Okay so the five are: Wasp, Beast, Black Panther, Sub-Mariner,
and The Hulk. I'll take Hank and Namor. Tony, you take T'Challa and Hulk.
And Wanda, you wanna try Jan?"
"Fine, but can we try Beast first?" Scarlet Witch suggested. "I think
he might be able to help us now. Wonder Man always seems to be cheered
up by him."
Captain America called Beast at the X-Men Mansion.
"Hello?" Beast said as he put the phone to his ear.
"Hank. It's Captain America from the Avengers."
"As opposed to the Captain America from the X-Men?" Beast joked. "What's
up?
"Well, a couple of months ago, when we last spoke, you mentioned that
you would be ready if we needed you. We just lost a member and need a
replacement..."
"Oh. Sorry Cap, but I don't think I can leave the X-Men now*...
but I can come down for a while, until you find someone else that is."
[*Check out recent issues of X-Men and Uncanny
X-Men for the reasoning behind that--Jess]
"That'll be great. How soon can you be here?"
"I can get there by tomorrow. I just have to wrap a few things up here."
Captain America agreed and hung up.
"Why didn't you mention Simon?" Scarlet Witch asked.
"He's coming," Captain America said. "So I didn't think I needed to. Okay,
now for Janet."
"Wait," Tony stopped Cap from dialing someone else. "Shouldn't you hold
off until after Beast is here for a while? We don't want him to travel
all this way for nothing."
"Good point. Okay. We'll wait."
The day went by, no action at all.
The next day, Hawkeye was complaining to Dr. Pym, who was working in his
lab and didn't hear a word Hawkeye was saying, but was pretending to be
listening. Hawkeye had broken his leg a while ago and had been itching
for action for a while, but couldn't do anything even if something big
happened.
"This sucks," Hawkeye complained. "No action. I know I have a broken leg,
but who needs a leg to fire an arrow. Ya know? Too bad Cap doesn't see
it our way. He should have let me fight a week ago."
"Yup. I know exactly what you mean."
"Yeah. Hey, maybe you could talk to Cap for me. Maybe you could get him
to let me go on the next mission. "
"Uh-huh.
"....Are you even listening?"
"I know how you feel."
"Well, then, I'll just pretend you agreed to do it and we'll see how you
get out of it. Hehe."
"Yup."
"Well, I'll be going now Hank. Thanks for listening. Talk to ya later."
"What? Oh, bye Hawkeye. It's been nice talking with you."
Hawkeye grabbed his crutches and hopped out laughing. He wandered into
the parlor, where Captain America and Scarlet Witch were waiting for Henry
McCoy to arrive.
"Is he filling the open spot?" Hawkeye asked.
"You mean Beast? For now, yes," Captain America said.
"What, did you sucker him in like you suckered me with the 'you'll stay
until we find a replacement' thing?" Hawkeye asked with a snicker.
"Yes, but I wouldn't call it 'suckering him in,'" Captain America replied.
"We called him first because if anyone could cheer Simon up, it would
be him," Scarlet Witch explained. "We figured that the two could spend
a day out and do whatever it is they do. They have so much fun together."
"Oh, so you're just using him," Hawkeye said with a grin. "I see."
"We're not using him," Scarlet Witch snarled at Hawkeye.
"Actually Wanda," Tony Stark began as he walked into the room, "It is
kind of using him, but it's for a good cause. And I'm sure Hank will be
glad to do it."
"What will I be glad to do?" Henry Pym asked as he walked in the room.
"Not you," Captain America replied. "Tony was referring to Hank McCoy."
"Oh. Has he arrived yet?" Pym asked.
"Not yet," Scarlet Witch responded. "We are waiting for him now. He should
be here soon."
A few minutes went by and finally, THE BEAST arrived. He walked in and
was surprised to see the five of them waiting there. Captain America stood
up and greeted him. Jarvis came and showed Beast to his room. Beast returned
a minute later.
"Okay. So where are all the baddies?" Beast asked.
"It's been slow around here lately,....too damn slow," Hawkeye complained.
"Oh really?" Beast asked suspiciously. "Then why was finding an eighth
member so vital?"
"It wasn't, but when you said you could come, we figured you would be
able to help us out with something," Captain America explained.
"Simon has been really down lately," Scarlet Witch began. "And we thought,
who best to cheer him up than his old pal the Beast? We going to tell
you over the phone, but Cap didn't feel there was a need to. I hope you
don't mind."
"Nah. That's fine. I'll be glad to help a friend. So where is he?"
"He's up in his room," Scarlet Witch informed. "I was hoping you two could
maybe spend the day together."
Beast smiled and ran up the stairs to Wonder Man's room. He kicked open
the door and found Wonder Man laying on his bed, sleeping.
"Sleeping? At 1 PM? Yup, something's wrong with him."
Beast jumped on Wonder Man, waking him up.
"Mornin' sunshine."
"Whoa! Beast! Ya scared me. What are you doing here?"
"I'm an AVENGER now!"
"You're the replacement? That's great, but I thought you were busy with
the X-Men?"
"Well, it's only for temporary. I'll be going back in a while. So while
I'm here, I say we have some fun."
Beast hopped off the bed and Wonder Man stood up.
"I don't know. I don't feel like having fun right now."
"Ow come on. Hawkeye said its been slow lately and I don't want to be
bored. So come on."
"What do you have in mind?
"I don't know. This New York City. Tons of stuff to do. Let's go."
"*sigh* Fine."
"Great! And don't worry, you'll be home in time to sulk."
Beast walked out of the room and waited downstairs while Wonder Man changed.
"Hope you guys have a good time," Scarlet Witch said.
"We will," Beast responded. "We always do."
Wonder Man walked downstairs and they left. Wonder Man went to take a
car, but Beast convinced him that walking would be easier.
"Where exactly are we going?" Wonder Man asked.
"I haven't decided yet. We could catch a movie. Or go to a game. What
do you want to do?"
"Well, there is a movie that I wanted to see, but I don't know if it's
still up."
"Is that little theater that we used to go to still there? The one that
doesn't take movies down until a month after the other theaters do."
"Yeah. I think so."
They headed to that theater Beast was talking about. While waiting in
line, Beast asked Wonder Man about Hawkeye's leg.
"It's kind of funny actually," Wonder Man began with a chuckle. "He was
running towards the kitchen and Jarvis yelled at him to stop running in
the house. And not a second later, he tripped and fell right down the
stairs. It was hilarious. I don't think we will ever let him live it down."
"Haha. Just like a little kid."
"Yup."
They bought their tickets and got in the theater.
Almost halfway through the movie, the lights went out. An announcement
was made to evacuate the building. Everyone rushed outside and saw two
men demolishing cars and street lights. They were wrecking anything they
could find. As soon as Wonder Man saw them, he recognized them.
"WRECKER! BULLDOZER!" he yelled.
"The Wrecking Crew?" Beast asked as he ran towards Bulldozer. "I thought
they were gone. In jail or dead or something."
"The Wreckin' Crew die?!" Bulldozer turned to Beast. "Ha! What planet
you been livin' on Furball?"
Wonder Man charged at Wrecker, while Beast jumped up on a car. Wonder
Man swung at Wrecker, but Wrecker blocked his fist with a crowbar.
"Come get me," Beast challenged Bulldozer.
Bulldozer charged head first into the car, but Beast leaped off before
Bulldozer hit. Bulldozer jolted his head out of the car and turned to
Beast, who was now standing behind him. Beast jumped up and kicked Bulldozer
into the demolished car. Wonder Man threw a few more punches that were
blocked by the crowbar.
"What happened to ya Wondy?" Wrecker taunted. "Ya lost your touch."
Wrecker smacked Wonder Man with the crowbar a few times. Wonder Man grabbed
Wrecker's arm, as if the blows knocked a new life into him. Wonder Man
picked Wrecker up and hurled him towards a nearby building, while Beast
continued to evade Bulldozer's attacks.
"TURN!" Wrecker exclaimed.
"Turn?" Wonder Man and Beast asked at the same time.
Bulldozer knew what it meant and he rammed into Wonder Man from behind,
knocking him into a car. Wrecker got up and ran at Beast.
"Why didn't you just say switch? You villains are getting dumber and dumber,"
Beast said as he leaped over Wrecker and kicked him in the back while
he was still running at full speed. Wrecker fell, but didn't get hurt
too much.
"Ya gonna regret doin' that Furball!" Wrecker exclaimed as he got up.
Wrecker walked towards Beast. Wonder Man got up and turned to see Bulldozer
charging at him again. He tried to move, but he was too late. He got rammed
in the stomach and squished up against the car. Beast grabbed Wrecker's
crowbar and tried to get it away from him. Wrecker let go of it, causing
Beast to stumble back.
"You can have it for now Furball, but don' expect ta keep it," Wrecker
taunted.
Beast began to attack Wrecker with the crowbar, but suddenly, he got hit
from behind with a giant metal ball. He was knocked into Wrecker, who
punched him and took his crowbar back. Beast fell to the ground, KO'ed.
Wonder Man pushed Bulldozer off of him. Bulldozer stumbled back a bit
and Wonder Man walked towards him, in a lot of pain. Bulldozer dove to
the side as Wonder Man got smacked in the chest with the same metal ball
that Beast got knocked out with. Piledriver suddenly tackled Wonder Man
from behind before he had a chance to fall. Piledriver quickly pulled
Wonder Man up so Bulldozer could ram into him, and he did. Wonder Man
fell to the ground, KO'ed. Wrecker threw Beast's unconscious body onto
Wonder Man's.
"Now where are da' rest of da' damn mooks?" Wrecker asked, standing over
the fallen Avengers' bodies.
"Which one we lookin' for again?" Piledriver asked.
"That Marvel chick," Thunderball said.
"Yah. Captain Marvel or Ms. Marvel. Somethin' like dat," Wrecker said.
"Neither of them are still with us. And soon, you won't be either," a
voice from above them says.
The Wrecking Crew looked up as Wrecker got shot with a proton ray. He
was knocked to the ground. Thunderball went to whip his ball & chain at
Iron Man, but he got hit in the stomach with Cap's shield. He got knocked
back and the ball and chain fell on him. Bulldozer charged at Captain
America, but Firestar hit him with a fire blast, knocking him off his
feet. Justice and Hawkeye rushed to Wonder Man and Beast. Justice picked
them up and carried them to a safe place. Iron Man and Firestar continued
to nail Piledriver, Bulldozer, and Thunderball. Scarlet Witch also helped
them with their assault. Captain America battled with the Wrecker. Cap
smacked Wrecker in the face with his shield. Wrecker tried to hit Cap
with his crowbar, but he kept getting blocked.
Suddenly, a mysterious voice began, "It is useless! She is not there!
Wrecking Crew, you are relieved of your services."
"What?!" Wrecker exclaimed. "That dumb mook's gonna let us get our butts
whooped."
Captain America quickly uppercut Wrecker while he was not paying attention.
Wrecker belt him back. Cap smacked Wrecker with his shield in the face.
Cap flipped backwards and threw his shield at Wrecker's stomach. It knocked
the wind out of him and Captain America followed up with a kick to the
face. He quickly grabbed his shield and knocked him in the side of the
head. Iron Man finished Bulldozer with a strong repulsor blast and Firestar
finished Piledriver with a strong fire blast. Thunderball knocked Iron
Man and Firestar down with his ball and chain. Hawkeye shot a paralysis
arrow at Thunderball, causing him to become paralyzed. His ball flew back
at him, hitting him in the gut. He was knocked towards Wrecker, hitting
him, causing both to fall. Captain America made sure they both stayed
down. Iron Man and Justice secured the Wrecking Crew to the authorities.
Wonder Man and Beast began to wake up and the others help them home. When
they got there, they all just plopped down, tired.
"Simon, are you...?" Scarlet Witch began.
"I'm fine Wanda," Wonder Man replied. "Hank actually did help me out.
And so did the Wrecking Crew."
"I did my job. Now it's back to the X-Men for me," Beast said. "Sorry
Cap."
"I understand," Captain America said. "You were only temporary."
NEXT ISSUE: Cap has to find another Avenger....DONT MISS IT!
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