Earlier.
San Francisco. The Equinox Zone.
"You wanted to speak to me?" Doctor Anthony Druid said,
stepping out of the Red Cross tent. One of dozens on this street,
it was providing a food for still-displaced residents and the
Avengers West as well, at least for tonight. Iron-Man turned to
look at him. While Druid looked better than he had a week ago,
fatigue was written in every line on his face.
"How does it feel?"
"Feel?"
"To be alive?" Iron-Man cocked his head, eyes narrowing
behind his face-plate. Druid smiled weakly.
"Right now? Tiring. I forgot what being tired was like."
"Darkhawk spoke to me." Iron-Man said bluntly. Druid's
face tightened.
"Ah."
"At great length."
"As I told him-" Druid began. Iron-Man cut him off with
a wave.
"Save it. You've done a lot that's questionable. Usually
for the right reasons. That's why I'm asking you to go back to
the temporary headquarters-"
"The brownstone?" Druid blinked.
"-and use whatever resources you have open to you, to find
Clint." Iron-Man finished. "As much as I hate to admit
it, magic caused this mess and magic, unfortunately, is the only
thing that has even the remotest possibility of fixing it."
"And, of course, it gets someone you can't trust out of the
field, yes?" Druid said softly. Iron-Man hesitated, then
nodded.
"I'm sorry."
"Life is too short for regrets Tony. I've learned that much."
Druid said, turning to head back inside the tent. Iron-Man lifted
a hand, as if to stop him, then dropped it.
"Smart."
Iron-Man turned. "Spector."
"We've got an Ultron sighting." Moon-Knight said. "A
few blocks north of here. Strangely enough it looks like he's
tangling with some of the local wildlife. And a bank two blocks
west is in the process of being emptied. Your choice, 'boss'."
"Why even pretend, Spector? You're going to do what you want,
regardless." Iron-Man snapped. Moon-Knight stepped forward.
"Teamwork, remember Stark? Teamwork.'
"I-" Iron-Man began. Then he stepped back and took a
breath. "Fine. Take Jan and Darkhawk. Don't engage Ultron
unless you have to..."
"Sure. Take the easy job."
"Spector..." Iron-Man said, warningly. Moon-Knight stepped
past him, heading for the tent.
"Yeah. Handle it fast, tin-man."
Now.
"Aaaand a one, and a two and a...KICK!" Jessica Drew,
the startling Spider-Woman, spun on one foot and swept her other
leg up and across the face of the weaponry-festooned looter, sending
him to the ground in a limp puddle. Even as he fell, she was spinning
back the other way, yellow-gloved hands darting out to tag two
more men with short bursts of electricity. She leapt over their
unconscious forms and slugged a fourth even as Halifax, Knight
of Wundagore and newest member of the Avengers West, whirled him
around towards her.
“That’s four.” Spider-Woman said, eyeing the tiger-man. Halifax
grunted.
“’tis unseemly to steal a warrior’s opponent, Lady Jessica.”
“You already got five!”
“All the same-” Halifax turned swiftly, sword flashing out and
up, the blade deflecting a sizzling burst of alien energy. He
glanced back at Spider-Woman. “Unseemly.”
“What the hell is THAT?” she said, looking at the device that
had fired the energy at them. It rose over them, a bulky, rumbling
wheel of death. A building sized wheel, covered in armored plates
and bristling with weapons, all of which were in the process of
spitting death towards the Avengers below!
“That, I’m afraid, is the Big Wheel.” Iron-Man said, swooping
past, his gleaming crimson and gold armor cutting the air like
a comet. “Or a Big Wheel. Though I’d hate to think of anyone making
more than one of those-” Repulsor rays burst from his palms, shattering
the rubble-strewn street in front of the rolling war-machine.
With a groan of gears, it came to a shuddering halt in the crater.
Iron-Man landed lightly on the hull and reached for one of the
dozens of hatches that covered the surface. “Knock-knock.” Iron-Man
said, ripping the hatch free of its hinges and hurling it aside.
“Who’s there? Wheel. Big Wheel.” an amplified voice replied as
a blast of energy caught the Golden Avenger square in his chest
and sent him flying backwards into the side of a building. A small
man in a set of green body armor stepped out of the hatch, hefting
a bulky plasma-rifle. He shook the rifle over his head.
“That’s for insulting my ride, tin-man!” He looked down at the
other two Avengers standing below him. “And as for you two-” He
raised the rifle again and fired a shot into the air. The rumble
of engines filled the air. “My Wheel-Wolves will take care of
you!”
“Wheel-Wolves?” Halifax looked at Spider-Woman.
“Wheel-Wolves.” Spider-Woman pointed as a dozen miniature Big
Wheels, all about the size of a VW Bug, bounced and rolled towards
them, a bevy of disreputable looking individuals crouched within.
“Ah. Wheel-Wolves,” Halifax said, twirling his blade into a defensive
position. “How interesting.”
Ultron
screamed. It had never screamed before and while this occurred,
a part of its mind catalogued and analyzed the sensation. The
Grey Gargoyle smiled, showing stony teeth, and let his fingers
play across Ultron's chest. A sigil in the shape of a Chinese
character glowed with an eerie light on the super-villain's forehead.
"Steel into stone. How...beautiful."
"I don't know about that."
The Gargoyle turned as a towering form seemed to explode into
being before his astonished eyes. Hank Pym swatted the Parisian
criminal aside with a giant hand, sending him flying into the
side of a car.
"Let him go." Pym thundered, glaring down at the gathered
criminals who had accompanied the Grey Gargoyle. "Now!"
"Kill him!" Quicksand shrieked, exploding upward in
a pylon of shifting, hissing sand. Pym staggered back, slicing
his arms through the coiling column of silicate in an effort to
disperse it. With a grunt, his form went from twenty feet to less
than an inch in a matter of seconds, then shot back up to fourteen
feet several meters away from where he had been before. His fist
shot out, catching the criminal known as Bloodshed in the center
of his chest and sending him flipping end over end to land in
a heap.
Pym turned swiftly even as Bison leaped at him with a bellow and
clapped his hands together, trapping the bestial criminal for
an instant before hurling him straight up into the air and shrinking
again.
"He's taking us apart!" Joystick yelped, looking around
wildly. Aqueduct shook his head, wet red hair covering his face.
"Not for long. Get ready..." The mercenary licked his
lips and gestured. Abruptly, every undamaged water-main on the
street exploded, creating a sudden shower of dirty water that
covered the street. Pym exploded out of the water, growing slower
than before, spitting and coughing. Joystick laughed and ran towards
him, energy staves leaving a hissing trail through the falling
water.
She hit Pym like a cannonball, knocking him backwards and into
the arms of a recovered Bloodshed, who put the scientist into
a full nelson. Before Pym could change size again, Joystick hit
him rapidly, striking him in the face and chest.
"Father!" Ultron squalled, rooted to the spot by unmoving
stone legs. In fact, everything was stone except for its head.
And the antenna that decorated that head. With a hiss, the android
activated its enchephalo-beam, releasing it over the street. Almost
immediately, the three standing villains were driven to their
knees by the vomit-inducing distortion effect. Pym fell onto all
fours, trying to clear his head. The water had finished falling
and the street was covered in several inches of brown muck.
A sandy fist shot down from a low roof, engulfing Pym’s head as
he tried to stand. He was yanked backwards, fingers clawing at
the sand. Quicksand laughed as she dangled Pym over the street
and suffocated him.
“Not so tough now, hunh?”
“Maybe not. But I sure as hell am!”
Quicksand turned as the Wasp’s tiny form tore through her head
like a bullet, dissipating her essence for the second time in
ten minutes. Below, Darkhawk swooped under Pym’s form and caught
him before he could hit the street.
"What's up, Doc?"
"Boy, I haven't heard that one in a good while." Pym
said, voice hoarse. Darkhawk landed and set Pym down.
"Sorry. I'm still working on the banter."
"I hear Spider-Man knows a guy." Moon Knight said, bringing
a truncheon down on the head of Aqueduct, knocking him to his
hands and knees. Darkhawk looked at Pym.
"Was that a joke? I'm not used to him making jokes."
"It sends shivers up my spine." Pym said, turning towards
Ultron, who gazed back at him, almost forlornly. "Damn. I
had no idea he could-"
"There is a lot you do not know about me, oui?"
the Grey Gargoyle sneered. He stood on top of the car Pym had
slung him in to, looking none the worse for wear, despite the
condition of his suit. "I am, how you say, full of untapped
potential." He looked around, smiling. "As are we all."
"Who's 'we', you walking stereotype?" the Wasp snapped,
hovering over the other Avengers. The Gargoyle laughed and spread
his arms.
"Why, my fellow Emissaries and I, of course!"
Dark shapes lunged from the shadows of the ruined buildings on
either side of the street, colorful costumes shedding the darkness
like second skins as they moved to the attack. The Wasp turned
as the ani-woman known as Dragonfly swooped towards her, crimson
skin bright against the darkness of the street. Moon Knight was
thrown aside by the armored shape of the Cobalt Man. And Darkhawk
and Pym were left to face the newly recovered Joystick, Bloodshed,
Bison and the Grey Gargoyle himself, who leapt towards Darkhawk,
fingers hooked like talons!
On
the ground, Halifax and Spider-Woman stood encircled by the smaller
cousins of the Big Wheel. The tiger-man growled and deflected
another burst of energy with his sword as the machines sped around
him.
"Suggestions?" he grumbled. Spider-woman pointed at
the Big Wheel.
"Can you cover me?"
"A pleasure, milady." Halifax said. Spider-Woman sprinted
towards the Big Wheel as Halifax put himself between her and the
Wheel-Wolves. With a blood-thirsty roar, he launched himself at
the closest and managed to grab hold. Climbing to the top, he
spun his sword in his hands and stabbed it down in between the
treads, jamming the motor. The vehicle wobbled and toppled onto
its side. Halifax sprang to his feet in time to avoid being run
over by another, and grabbed the edge of its driver's compartment
with a quick movement.
Yanked from his feet, Halifax swung himself into the compartment
and kicked the driver out the other side, sending him flying.
With a satisfied snarl, he settled himself into the driver's seat
and turned his ride around to face the other 'Wolves. The controls
were simple for one who had flown an atomic steed in his youth
and he gunned the engine.
"Now you shall see how a Knight of Wundagore jousts, my fine
'Wolves'!"
Above, Spider-Woman had leaped easily from the street to the hull
of the Big Wheel.
“So, Big-Wheel,” she said, running up the side of the war machine,
easily dodging the frenzied shots the vehicle’s pilot fired at
her. “Looter, or what?”
“What?”
“Why are you here, pal? Looting, conspiracy? Want to make yourself
king of bling?” She bounded over Wheel’s head, landing on top
of the vehicle.
“That last bit didn’t even make any sense!” Big-Wheel whirled,
his rifle coming up. Drew slammed into him, ripping the weapon
from his hands and knocking him back into the interior of the
‘wheel.
“Oh sure, but only in context.” Spider-Woman continued, kicking
Wheel backwards, into his control chair. “Was it bank robbery?
It usually is.”
“Please stop talking. I hate it when you people talk,” Big-Wheel
scrabbled for the pistol holstered under his arm. Drew leapt up,
grabbed a length of cable overhead and kicked out, her foot slamming
against his hand and pinning his arm across his torso.
“’You people’? Racist, much?”
“Only against spider-people!” Big Wheel said, shoving her backwards
with surprising strength. The suit was less funny costume and
more powered exo-skeleton, Spider-Woman realized. Which made the
prospect of fighting him in such a confined space much less desirable
than it had been previously.
“We have rights!” She said, swinging her body up flat against
the ceiling as he threw a clumsy punch at her.
“Yes. The right to be squashed!” Wheel snarled, making a grab
for her. Spider-Woman dropped on his head, ramming his head into
the control panel. Sparks curled and popped in the air, filling
the cabin with a sudden cloud of greasy smoke. Something deep
inside the machine groaned.
“Whoops.” Spider-Woman said, as the Big Wheel began to roll.
Outside, Iron-Man clambered to his feet, shaking his head. “What
did he-oh come ON!” The Big Wheel rumbled up and over the lip
of the crater he had created earlier. With a roar of internal
thrusters, Iron-Man shot through the air, landing on the torn
open hatchway, his eyes widening at the sight of Drew attempting
to steer the machine. “Jess! Get out of there!”
“Nope!” Spider-Woman said. “This thing is out of control! I can’t
just let it go crashing around the city, right? What would your
buddy from Damage Control say?”
“Something I can’t repeat, probably. Damn-” Iron-Man looked away.
“All right, you keep doing what you’re doing-”
“Always nice to hear.”
“And I’ll see if I can stop it the hard way.” Iron-Man pushed
himself away from the Big Wheel, jet-boots flaring to life in
time to sling-shot him around and nearly under the rumbling tread
of the ’Wheel. Inside his helmet, Stark gritted his teeth as he
sped forward, slamming his shoulder into the front of the machine,
trying to overbalance it.
If it worked, problem solved. If it didn't, two tons of out-of-control
gyroscope was going to grind him into the pavement...
TO BE CONTINUED…
Next issue:
The conclusion to the battle with the Emissaries? Do the Avengers
halt the wanderings of the Big Wheel? Well you ain't gonna find
out until issue # 35, because next month is Hawkeye, Conan and
Princess Python in '3:10 TO KUSH'! Be here in thirty!