Iron Man
#40
February 2008

MARVEL 2000 PRESENTS...

"NEW DAY, OLD PROBLEMS"

Written by Ben Wolfert & Zach Crane


 
Iron Man

Iron Lad

Bill Foster

Britannia

Tony Stark prayed that it would all come to an end soon.  The pain swept through his left leg at an agonizingly slow rate.  The next assault began at a predictably hectic pace, everyone attempting to launch their salvos at one time.  It took all Tony had not to turn tail and flee as quickly as he could.  But no, he had a responsibility to stay; to outlast those who would try to wear him down.  It was his responsibility…his duty…as…

…major stock holder and former day-to-day manager of Stark Solutions.  It was because of this dubious distinction that he stood at the front of a regally furnished conference room, twelve pairs of scrutinizing eyes watching his every move.  Waiting for one slip, one mistake.  Even a typo in the slide presentation running on the screen behind him would suffice.  No such error would arrive though.  Tony Stark was a consummate professional.  In his lines of work-both of them- outward appearance was almost every bit as important as intention. 

The trouble with running a publicly traded company, even if you owned the majority share, was that you were ultimately responsible to the stockholders.  And despite the seemingly endless amount of attention the public seemed to pay towards “green” and noble companies, the majority of stockholders had one true motivation: profit.  The average stockholder couldn’t possibly be expected to keep a constant vigil over the company’s financial outlook; that was what the Board of Trustees was for.  Twelve men and women who answered to the shareholders and had a knack for being stubborn.  This was not to be confused with ignorance; the members of the Board were all business savvy, and would not make unruly demands that the market could not support.  This didn’t prevent them from making life difficult for whoever was running the business though.  Their tenure was dependent upon the appeasement of shareholders, which was based, primarily, on profit. 

This was a position, in front of the Board, Tony had hoped to avoid after naming Bill Foster as CEO of Stark Solutions.  The motivation for Bill’s promotion was two fold.  First, Tony wanted the chance to focus on other endeavors, not least of which being his role as Iron Man.  The second was the onslaught of negative press released by Morgan Stark, Tony’s cousin, who decided to publish a “tell all” book about the darker side of Tony’s life.  Everything from corrupt business contracts, to tax evasion, to Tony’s struggle with alcoholism, was exposed for the world to see.  Everything except for his ties to Iron Man, strangely enough.  Tony went from millionaire playboy to tabloid headliner, and whispers amongst the members of the board suggested the negative press was hurting the company.  It seemed like the right time to step down as head of operations.

But here he was again, addressing the Board as he had for years.  Bill was still “recovering” from their ordeal with the Mandarin.  Now there was a whole other mess Tony would’ve preferred to focus on.  Just a few days prior, the Mandarin and his daughter from the future had been taken into custody after making another bid for power.  But there was still a floating island, the Jade Empire, sitting over Asia, which was causing a great deal of political consternation.  Iron Man’s role in the Mandarin’s defeat seemed to preclude him from simply ignoring the floating city.  In addition to that, Tony hadn’t attended to his private life in sometime.  He had a girlfriend who he believed he truly cared for, but had been unable to spend time with.  One of his best friends lay in a coma.  His personal assistant, a robot, had developed an attraction for him.  And to top it all off, he had a son.  Not technically his son though…the son of a future Tony Stark, who had come back in time.  And here he was, stuck in front of people who had an entirely different agenda on their minds.  It made all of their questions seem so…trivial. 

“Mr. Stark?” one of the board members asked.  Tony turned to examine the middle-aged man and a short description raced through his mind like clockwork.  Norman Peabody.  Stanford graduate sitting on the board of several Fortune 500 companies.  Married twice.  Not his own hair.

“Yes?”

“Investment in both domestic and foreign markets has dropped markedly since the appearance of the so called ‘Jade Empire’.  Investments in Stark properties have dropped especially far considering Iron Man’s involvement in the crisis.  Have any propositions been put forth regarding a possible response?”

“I’m glad you asked, Norman.  Our finance department has drawn up several stimulus and aid packages that you’ll receive on your way out.”

“Have you thought about Iron Man’s involvement at all?”

“I’ve asked Iron Man to let us handle everything.  Saving the world can be taxing,” Tony said with a grin.

“We agree with that decision,” Peabody said with a slight pause.  “But before we leave the topic of the iron Avenger, there were a few more questions I wanted to ask,” Peabody continued, the exchange maintaining a professional tone.

“Then by all means, proceed.”

“It has always been our understanding that Iron Man is under the employ of Stark Solutions, and that his armor is actually manufactured by us.  I’ve noticed several of the technologies in his armor being used in some of our demolition and construction machinery.  This is true, am I right?”

“Yes,” Tony offered simply.  He wasn’t sure where Peabody was headed with this, and didn’t want to surrender more information than he had to.

“In watching recent news footage, I noticed several additions to Iron Man’s armor.  Upgrades, I suppose, that I haven’t seen reflected in any of our products or proposed projects.  I guess my question is simply regarding the terms of Iron Man’s employment.  Some of the technology he employs could be of great interest to potential investors.”

Tony gave a slight pause.  He had always given Norman credit for being intelligent, but never this much.  Tony couldn’t just tell them the truth…that the Iron Man armor had been enhanced with alien technologies while in another universe.

“The specifics of Iron Man’s contract are proprietary, Mr. Peabody, but I can assure you that any technology used by my bodyguard is licensed and owned by me.  I can also tell you that the additions you’ve seen are still in the early testing phases, and are not quite ready for patent, although I applaud you on your keen eye.”

“Thank you, Tony,” Norman said, clearly not thrilled with the answer he received.  Before either man could remark further another member of the board was posing a question on a completely different topic, something Tony was grateful for.  Incorporating more advanced technology into the firm’s offerings would squash all of the competition and possibly double Tony’s wealth.  But the world at large wasn’t ready for half of the technology the Iron Man armor used.  It was a fine line he had to constantly walk.

It was a hectic time to be Tony Stark.


Jimmy Stark soared through the air effortlessly; twisting and turning through the maelstrom of poorly aimed repulsor beams aimed his way.  He could hear the air howl as he soared forward, arms pressed against his side to amplify his aerodynamic flight.  Commuters sat rooted in their cars, watching in awe as the armored hero whizzed by overhead, pursuing a trio of bank robbers.  The three men stumbled in and out of the grid locked cars, constantly turning around and firing haphazardly at their pursuer.  Baseball-sized columns of yellow light would skirt from the gaudy gauntlets they had squeezed their hands into, each shot giving off the smell of burnt ozone.  That was about all the thieves had managed to burn, as none of their shots were even close to touching the charging Iron Lad.  That didn’t mean Jimmy wasn’t going to apprehend these slime balls without any difficulty though.

“Tony will have my ass if anyone gets hurt because these morons missed me and hit someone else.  But if I miss from this angle I could cause more damage than they would,” Jimmy thought, gazing down at the scrambling robbers.  He was practically on top of them now, a little more than fifteen feet from the road and eight feet from the tallest of the crooks, all who wore cheap black Kevlar.  Their ducking and weaving throughout the maze of stalled cars had inadvertently kept Jimmy from firing at them when he was farther back.  But now, with the sun directly overhead and his armor casting the bandits into shadows, the risk was minimized.  It was no longer a matter of accuracy, but of speed.  The idiots with the hand-me-down gauntlets could easily start taking hostages once they realized they couldn’t run.  If Tony wouldn’t be happy with collateral property damage, a hostage situation would make him livid.

With this in mind Jimmy extended his right arm forward, angling his hand so that the open palm was pointed right at the closest crook.  The sensors in his own gauntlet fed information directly to his helmet, allowing his HUD (head-up display) to display a target reticule where he could expect his repulsor beam to hit.  Iron Lad was so practiced in his abilities that the reticule was a vestigial gesture.  It had been a long time since Jimmy had required the armor’s help in guiding his strikes.  That wasn’t about to change today.  A repulsor ray, similar to those being fired by the crooks, shot out Jimmy’s crimson gauntlet and slammed directly in the lower back of the closest thief.  The man groaned and tripped forward, planting his face firmly into the ground.

One of his companions, hearing the commotion, turned just in time to see Iron Lad accelerating straight at him between the motionless cars.  Jimmy caught the second man with his outstretched left arm, wrapping his hand firmly around the robber’s cheap gauntlet.  The glove sparked once before short circuiting, crackling and sizzling even as its owner howled in pain, his hand broken.

The third and final crook had continued to run as fast as he could.  He made the mistake of looking over his shoulder though, a move that slowed him down ever just enough.  Jimmy saw the opening and pushed his armor harder, increasing the force of his boot thrusters.  He jolted forward and wrapped his right arm around the last man’s waist.  With the two thugs in tow, Jimmy streaked straight up into the sky, ignoring the protests of his captives.  Once he was satisfied with the level of fear he had instilled he did a vertical loop through the air, throwing in a corkscrew maneuver at the end so that he was headed back towards the authorities.  The crooks were whimpering by that point, grasping feebly at his arms, praying he wouldn’t drop them.

His boot jets roared, shooting dirt out in all directions as he landed right by the waiting police cruisers.  The two men he had taken for the ride collapsed into huddled masses on the ground, failing to offer any resistance as the local boys in blue yanked them up by their collars and forcefully removed their cheap weapons.  Inside of his armor, Jimmy was grinning like a moron, proud of his good work.  There was no way Tony could disapprove of what his son from the future had done here today.  And that was when a bloodcurdling scream split Jimmy’s pride in two.

“Great…” Jimmy grumbled, his voice bouncing around the interior of his helmet.  The last bank robber had recovered from Jimmy’s repulsor blast and grabbed a young woman from her car.  His gauntlet-clad palm was held open right beside the trembling woman’s head, threatening to fry her brains with a flick of the wrist.  The thief was sweating profusely; his voice was erratic and pitchy.  Lights flashed sporadically inside of Jimmy’s helmet, changing his prognosis of the situation from bad to worse.  The cheap trinket this thug was using had gone unstable; it could implode at any moment, taking the man’s hand and the entire side of his hostage’s face with it.

“Stay back…all of you,” the man said skittishly.  He had wrapped his other arm around the woman’s neck, yanking her firmly against him.  Jimmy wasn’t sure which would blow first…the faulty energy source or the thug.   Everyone was frozen in place, completely absorbed in the crisis.  Murmurs and gasps began to escape the crowd, but it wasn’t until a long shadow quickly passed over the thug that he realized something was amiss.  He looked frantically at Jimmy, trying to confirm that it wasn’t Iron Lad who had cast the length of darkness over him.  His eyes seemed to bug out when he realized Iron Lad truly wasn’t to blame.  With a sick look on his face he slowly craned his head, looking back over his shoulder.

“Might want to let the girl go, son,” a tall, African American man instructed.  Except tall probably wasn’t the right term.  This man was gigantic, standing just over three stories tall and wearing some sort of spandex-like fabric.  His legs straddled the street, feet planted firmly on the sidewalk.  He was staring down at the man and his hostage from a few feet back.  Everyone, including Jimmy and the crook, was so focused on Bill Foster that they failed to notice the other player to enter the fray.  The bandit felt someone tapping on his shoulder, causing him whirl to around, a look of complete and utter disbelief plastered on his face.  If there were additional room on the man’s face for incredulity, it would have been filled instantly.  Standing before him now was a young woman with shining blonde hair, hands planted firmly on her hips.

“Stupid scag,” she muttered in a thick British accent.  She struck with surprising speed, swinging her right fist out wide before connecting with the side of the bank robber’s side.  The man groaned miserably as he went sprawling to the left, releasing his hostage and slamming sickeningly against the side of a neighboring car.  His body crumpled to the ground, leaving an ugly indent in the metal car doors.  Jimmy breathed a sigh of relief.  The crisis had been averted.


Jimmy snickered.  Then he read a few more sentences.  His snickering increased to a full-fledged snort.  Then he read a few more sentences.  His face turned red, trying to hold in the laughter.  Then he read another sentence.

He couldn’t take it anymore.  The book hit the carpet with a sound barely noticeable.

“Bwahahahaha~!”

But Jimmy, rolling around on the floor, kicking his legs in the air, tears pouring down his cheek, was certainly noticed by Tony.  The library made Jimmy look much smaller than he already was.  Books upon books rose till they pushed against the ceiling, covering two whole levels of the Stark Estate in Washington.  The plush, brown leather furniture (which matched the rest of the library’s earthy tones) dwarfed Jimmy as well, surrounding him like Stonehenge.  Tony had to peer over his own massive wooden desk, where he was tinkering with some circuit boards, to see the boy.

Tony looked from the boy to his quick lunch off to the side:  a tuna melt with a Perrier.  “I see you joined Oprah’s Book of the Month club.”

Jimmy wiped at his eyes, but still he reclined on the floor, rolling his toes in the lush carpet. “Oh, man.  This is great.  Have you read this?”

Tony frowned. “I got the Cliff’s Notes version.  Which chapter are you on?”

“Thirty-one.  Chronicling the years 1990 to 1994.  You should listen to some of the stuff Morgan says about your relationship with Bill Clinton.  Says here ‘Tony always gave Clinton a box of cigars for Christmas, obviously indicative of some understanding between them of mutual extracurricular activities…with each other.’  What was the big deal with this Clinton guy anyways?”

Tony looked up sharply. “What?  It does not say that!”

“Bwahahahaha~!” Jimmy sat up, and had to wipe his eyes. “I know.  I added that last part.  But the look on your face was hilarious.”

Tony frowned, and looked up from the market report that sat opposite his lunch and circuit board.  He slapped the report down on his desk.  There was no way he was going to be able to give any of this serious thought.  Not with Jimmy around.  Jimmy had lightened up considerably in recent weeks, considering that he had decided to remain in this timeline with no hope of seeing the people he loved ever again.  One would think the boy might have a harder time adjusting.

But the exact opposite was true.  And Tony wasn’t sure if that was because he was doing a good job as a father—or if that meant Jimmy was trying hard to be a good son.

Jimmy tried to control his chuckling. “Oh, Dad, seriously, though,” standing, he continued, “Rumiko called earlier.  Said she couldn’t get through on your cell, so she called my armor’s line just after that bank business.  I told her you were in conference.  Seemed kinda miffed at you.”

Tony rubbed her sinuses.  He sighed, “I haven’t called her in three days.”

“Eh, you’re a busy man.” Jimmy walked over to the desk, eying the untouched tuna melt.

Tony laughed. “Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.  That was my son—expert on the woman’s psyche.”

Jimmy rolled his eyes. “It’s not like you’re trying to avoid her or anything!  With all that Avengers business in California, and not to mention the Jade Island—are you going to eat that?” He motioned toward the tuna melt.

Tony shook his head and handed the sandwich to him.  Jimmy took a bite out of it, and continued, “Look, man, even I’ve noticed it.  You got behind on a few things, so now you have to get caught up.  I mean, I get it.  Saving the world, playing with your new armor, obviously there’s a lot to distract a dude.  But what does she expect?  It’s not like she’s your wife or anything.”

Tony’s frown returned.  He raised his hands in mock surrender.  “Okay, Jim, I get it.  Thank you for the pep talk.”

Jimmy took another bite. “Well, just look at that bank business today.  There was no way you’d have gotten to that in time.  It’s the reason you hired Britannia, and Bill.  You can’t handle all this yourself AND have a successful relationship.”  He pointed at the Perrier. “Are you gonna drink that?”

Tony shook his head slowly.  He kept staring at his son.  “I hired Bill to look over the business.  And it was his suggestion that we on-board Britannia.  The man had a soft spot after being held captive with her.  But I do appreciate the work you did today.”

“Thanks.  So, with that in mind, I was thinking,” Jimmy paused to swig the bottle and said, “You could use some positive press.  Honestly, that thing at the bank today is only going to distance you further from what Morgan keeps saying about you on Fox News.  You could make a lot of money with this whole hero thing.”

Tony smirked. “I know where you’re going with this.  The answer is no.”

Jimmy put on an innocent face. “What?  We’ve got the resources, why not use them?  Just a small strikeforce—Goliath, Britannia and Iron Man.  We can turn this robbery incident into a huge publicity campaign!  Think of it:  Iron Man endorsing Stark shoes, all profit going to charity, of course.  Bill would be a huge icon to poor, Black youth—no pun intended—”

Tony shook his head and stood from his desk. “No, no, no.  Don’t you think I’ve already thought about this?  Using Iron Man as a mascot?  Like he was Mickey Mouse or something?  I’m not gonna do that, Jimmy.”

“Why?” Jimmy threw his hands in the air and let them slap his sides.

Tony looked at him sharply. “Because I said so!”

Jimmy made a sour face. Daaaad!  That is sooo not a good reason!”

Tony smirked again, “Oh, get over it.  I have my reasons.  Too many to list right now.”

Jimmy sucked his teeth.  Tony was on his way out of the library, but he turned around one more time.

“One reason being,” Tony wagged a finger at him, “that I just don’t have time.  If I barely have time to call my girlfriend, how can I have time to do what you’re suggesting?”

Jimmy smiled. “Dad…I wasn’t suggesting that you’d be in the Iron Man suit.”

Tony frowned. “Well…then who?  Who else is qualified to—oh no, you don’t think—”

The smile on Jimmy’s face got wider. “I think it’s about time I learned.”

“I don’t think so!”

Ohhhh come on, Dad!  Just let me take it out for a spin!  I’m so good at it!”

“You’ll crash it the second you take off.  Your armor is probably more advanced than mine anyways.”

“I will not crash it!”

“Just so you can go out and what?  Pick up girls?  I was your age once, Jimmy, I know what’s on your mind.”

Jimmy looked wounded.  His jaw hung agape like it was broken. “Oh, my God.  I cannot believe you just said that.  I’m of legal age to drive!  And I just broke up with my deranged girlfriend from the future!  I’m old enough to be respons—”

“You’re not taking the armor.  End of story.” Tony threw a hand in the air, and then went back to exiting the library.

Overly large, needlessly thick doors slammed after him, leaving Jimmy alone in the cavern of literature.  He turned around and kicked Morgan Stark’s fairytale.  It bounced off the floor, then bounced off the massive sofa, to rest on the floor again.

Jimmy sighed. “Well shit.”


“This is Miss Fujikawa.”

“Are you working? Do you always answer your phone like that?”

“Tony, it’s almost midnight here.”

“Where’s here?”

“Jakarta. Did you need something?”

“I’m just reminding you it’s time for your midnight snack. If I know you well enough, there’s a bowl of red M&Ms in your bedside drawer.”

“…”

“Did you eat them already?”

“…yes.”

“You were awake, eating them, before I even called, weren’t you?”

“Did you need something, Mister Stark?”

“Were you awake…watching the phone? Waiting for me to call?”

“Pfft. Don’t flatter yourself.”

“Why then?”

“I thought you might be someone calling about my father.”

“What about your father?”

“You haven’t heard? I’m going to have to finish up this trip without him. His blood pressure’s way too high. I’m having him flown back to Osaka in the morning to be looked over by my doctors. Daddy’s been acting funny lately—”

“I see. Huh. So…you’re finishing up the business then.”

“Well…not like I have a choice.”

“But it was your father’s choice—to have you finish up the trip?”

“And what’s that supposed to mean?”

“It means I know the elder Mister Fujikawa. He’s more than competent enough to finish a business trip, and then go to the doctor’s. As a matter of fact, I believe he would have insisted upon it. Hell, he’d have the doctor brought to him.”

“What are you trying to say, Tony?”

“I don’t know, Rumi. Maybe your father knew what I was going to have to do to the Jakarta project.”

“…what are you doing, Tony? The deal is pretty much sealed—”

“It’s not. We’re dropping it. I just had a meeting with the board of trustees. They’re worried about the Jade Island. Stocks are dropping farther the longer that thing sits over Asia. Investors around the globe are losing confidence in one of the fastest emerging markets. I need all the money and resources I can gather to—”

“Tony, this project would have built dams and floodgates to help protect poor people all over Southeast Asia during tsunami season. It would have repaired roads and set up emergency telephone lines. You’re just going to shelf it? You can’t!”

“I can, Rumiko. I’ve called up the partners we’re working with—including Rand and Mys-Tech—and they’ve agreed to focus their energies on helping us with the Jade Island. The Jakarta project was falling behind schedule and ahead of budget. I’m sorry you had to find out about it like this. Better now than tomorrow morning when you walk into Rand Corporation Asia and—”

“Of all the arrogant, self-focused—”

“Don’t you see, Rumiko? Your father wanted this to—”

“My father is almost eighty years old, Tony! This is mostly likely one of the last projects he’s ever going to champion. And what do you do? You push him aside so you focus on your toys—focus on that floating fantasy island!”

“Rumiko, that’s not fair. I—”

“Oh shut up. You haven’t had time for me at all in recent weeks, going off God knows where in your armor, and I don’t know if I’m ever going to see you again! When I finally start focusing on something else, you just had to put the focus back on Iron Man, didn’t you?”

“Rumiko—”

“Good night, Mister Stark!”

*CLICK.*


Echoes bounced off thick glass and linoleum. He was alone in the hallway, and was not appreciating the vast loneliness portrayed: high vaulted ceiling, long picturesque window with a view of Seattle unparalleled, and he was the only one walking. His hands were in his pockets. His face watched the tile pass under his feet.

Loneliness? Tony Stark was never alone.

“Hello, Jocasta,” he said to nobody, not looking up. “I know you’re watching me. You know I don’t like it when you hide from me.”

A few more echoes bounced before there came an answer. “Hello, Tony. I’m glad to see you survived your board meeting.” The voice came from nowhere, but echoed just as loud as his footsteps.

Tony sighed. “Yeah. Do you have the schedule for tomorrow? I know I’m supposed to be meeting with Stane’s people sometime before lunch…what was the name of that lady that called from the Better Business Bureau? And get me on the phone with Paramount Pictures, I hear they want to option Morgan’s book for a made-for-TV movie and I need to squash that before—”

“Tony?”

Tony stopped walking and replied, “Yes?”

“Your heart rate and brain patterns are a bit irregular. You also seem to be dehydrated. My sensors are indicating a physical state suggesting an emotional state of anger—”

“Thank you, Jocasta!” Tony interrupted, “But I didn’t ask for my medical history! It would be great if I could just have tomorrow’s schedule! I’ll let you know if I need anything else.”

Tony only heard his own footsteps until he reached the end of the hall, and the thick glass doors of his office. He bit his lip and forced the doors open more harshly than he needed to.

There were hardcopies of the next day’s schedule lying freshly in his printer’s output tray.

Sighing, and shaking his head at himself, he walked over his office’s mini-bar and pulled a bottled water from the fridge. He cracked the lid and drank half of it in a few long gulps.

He thought about Jimmy, and hoped he wasn’t too hard on him earlier. After what kind of ordeal Jimmy had been through, Tony knew the boy deserved a chance at a calm life. But Tony would always have responsibilities as Iron Man—which conflicted with every notion of giving his…well, his son, let’s face it, giving his son a chance at a normal life in this day and age. Jimmy was doing everything he could to impress him, to be the good son. But his father…his Tony…was the President of the United States. President and Iron Man at the same time? And Tony found himself trying to fill the boy’s image of a man that didn’t even exist, and never might.

He thought about Rumiko and the conversation they’d just had. He looked at his watch. No good apologizing, Rumiko would be fast asleep by now. It was the middle of the night in Jakarta. Even if she wasn’t asleep there was no way she’d pick up his call this time. Now, his stomach really sank.

Tony loved her. That much was true by the tightness in his chest. He loved her…and admired her? Yes, that was true too. There was no one more loyal, more seductive, more—powerful? Rumiko was Tony’s equal. Was that why Tony was attracted to her? Was that why he felt threatened by her relationship with her father? That he would lose the power he felt just walking into his corporate skyscraper? Or was it possible he was afraid…afraid of losing her to her father.

No. He loved her.

Tony downed the rest of the water bottle like a shot of whiskey.

Then he heard Jocasta again. He kept himself from looking startled.

“Tony—”

“Jocasta,” Tony took a deep breath, “look, I’m sorry I raised my voice earlier. You were just trying to help.” Tony waved his arms around, knowing Jocasta could see him, even if he couldn’t see her. “Thanks for…telling me I was dehydrated. I feel better after that water. And thanks for the schedule. You know I’d be so lost without you.”

There was a silence. Tony stood, arcing his head slightly in the deafness, expecting an answer.

Jocasta was not quick to reply. But she did.

“Thank you, Tony. Apology accepted. It’s wise to suggest that you eat a full meal as well before continuing on to the American Heart Association gala you’re attending tonight. But I actually have a more urgent message for you.”

Tony frowned. “And what’s that?”

“Dum-Dum Dugan is on line one. It’s about the Jade Empire.”


To be continued...


Iron Filings

Welcome to our first issue of Iron Man. Thanks for reading. It’s been a while coming, but we’ve finally got this thing off the ground. We’ve done a lot of research into what’s happened to Tony in the M2K-verse, and we’re confident we can live up to the title’s rich history. So stay tuned!

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