Teeth clacked together after his fist connected, and he swore he heard one of them chip. A moment later his opponent spit a tooth out, confirming that his punch had done more damage than a normal person would inflict.
“Bastard,” the Constrictor said as he stumbled back and wiped the blood from his mouth.
The man ignored the remark and instead tackled the villain around the waste. Constrictor’s tendrils, composed of a special metal composite that few devices on Earth could break, lashed about the both of them. Usually the snake-themed villain had greater control over his surgically implanted weapons, but the neurons in his brain weren’t firing as quickly as they normally do, thanks in large part to the man beating him into unconsciousness.
His fists rained down on the Constrictor again and again, eventually succeeding in ushering him into a black void of groggy nothingness. He wasn’t dead, but he would wish that he was soon enough.
Before the victor could relish his win, a slicing buzzsaw wider than his entire body suddenly split through the nearby wall. He managed to duck under it and roll away to safety just in time, narrowly avoiding the deathtrap.
“This ain’t no fun house,” Paladin said as he stood up and shook the drops of the Constrictor’s blood off of his fist. “It’s a damn loony bin.”
The incarcerated mercenary was correct on both counts, in a manner of speaking. While The Vault had been a place for some authorities to stash the mentally unhinged, it was also now under the control of a lunatic assassin that had converted the fourth sublevel into his own personal playground, filled with inmates as his toys. Paladin had been instructed to continue on with the Brawl, a ridiculous forced series of brutal fights that decided wagers placed by the more prominent of the Vault’s residents, and he intended to do whatever it was he had to in order to stay alive.
Being stuck inside one of Arcade’s Murderworlds, however, made that a difficult task.
Paladin had no idea why Arcade had seen fit to impersonate the warden and use the prison’s recent rebuild as a cover to construct a murderous funhouse. The only clue he had was that it had something to do with James Rhodes, the newest security chief. That much he had made out from Arcade’s speech over the loudspeaker.
On the far end of the room he could see a collection of Guardsmen, all trapped within their new fancy armor, hanging from the ceiling. Bait. That didn’t concern him, though. Paladin just had to worry about taking down whoever he bumped into while inside the maze.
All for one. That was his ideology for the moment.
“Less of course I find a way out of this shithole,” Paladin murmured as he stepped over Constrictor and made his way into the next room.
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| The sporadic deathtraps that the vigilante known as Cardiac avoided made his stomach turn. Inside the maze-like Murderworld nothing seemed sacred. He rounded a corner, racing along with one hand on the wall so he couldn’t lose his way, and nearly vomited when he saw the bizarre and macabre scene before him. “Dear lord in heaven…” Elias Wirtham muttered. As a once respected doctor he had seen many disturbing facets of the human body, and as the costumed Cardiac he had seen even more. But the bloody pulp that laid waste at his feet was enough to make his stomach turn. There was no telling who it had been. He recognized tubes of intestine lying beside the main mass, indicating evisceration. A pulpy mound that might have been the man’s liver, or possibly his spleen, sat a few feet beyond the outstretching organs. Blood lined the walls of that particular corridor, no doubt splattered from some sort of wretched device hidden within the walls. There was only one eye left on the face, with the other missing completely. The jaw of the corpse hung open, but most of the skin had been removed as if it had been yanked clear of the muscle. Cardiac took a step back, carefully watching his surroundings so that the same fate wouldn’t occur to him. From what he understood, the rules were simple: live. So far he hadn’t encountered anyone inside the maze, but the traps had been enough. Buzzsaws would randomly pop out of the walls and floors, nozzles hidden in corners would spew toxic chemicals, a giant beach ball had nearly rolled over him, entire sections of the floor would tilt and wobble, trying their best to force him to slide into a pit of sharp spikes… The entire complex seemed to be alive and targeting him, but he knew that there was only one man operating things. He could see the control room hanging above the Murderworld, precariously watching every move made by the mice in the maze, controlling their fate with the twist of a dial. He heard someone scream, but the shriek was quickly cut off by an electrical discharge that made the overhead lights dim momentarily. When the lighting returned the normal, the screaming was alarmingly absent. He figured that the complex was designed to mess with your head, but he hadn’t really known how much until just a few minutes into it. Worst of all, there was cheerful theme music playing over loudspeakers. It reminded him of a trip to Disneyland during happier days, but now he didn’t think he could recall those memories without making his gut wrench from the sights he had seen here. What his eyes told his brain should be a happy place filled with color and imagination he knew had been perverted by the madman that dangled their own fates in front of them as if they were kittens. He knew he had to keep moving, and even though is mind screamed at him for doing so, he placed one foot in front of the other and continued on. He doubted there was any actual end to the maze, but he couldn’t wait idly by and hope that Arcade would leave him alone. “What kind of a freak designs a place like this?” he asked himself, but he realized the answer would never come. Even if it somehow did, he doubted it would make sense to a sane person. He backed out of the corridor he had walked into, leaving the corpse behind. Where he had turned left before he now turned to the right, hoping that whatever pitfalls awaited would be easier to manage. The walls turned from rigid to smooth, with right angles at the corners replaced by rounded planes. It gave the new hallways he walked carefully through a disorienting feeling, as if everything in his field of vision had become wavy. He paused. A noise had caught his attention, a loud panging that seemed steady and it was growing louder. Someone, or something was walking toward him. He hugged the wall, waiting for something to appear from around the convex wall. The metallic thumping continued to steadily grow in volume, each time making him think that whatever was coming for him must be another monstrosity placed within this horrid complex. A black, boxed foot stuck out from behind the rounded wall and slammed down on the floor. Another one appeared beside it, slamming down with just as much force. The first then rose again and stepped forward, bringing with it a better view of the rest of the stalking person. Cardiac didn’t know why he was surprised; the sights he had seen inside the Murderworld all seemed to be themed. But for some reason he didn’t quite expect to see a giant toy soldier march down the rounded hallway, balancing a gunmetal gray rifle in it’s sloppily painted arms. “Halt!” the robot soldier said in a dingy recorded voice. It stopped marching, extended its arms toward Cardiac, and aimed the rifle at his chest. “Who goes there?” Cardiac froze, unsure of whether or not to actually respond to the robot. A few heartbeats later the tin soldier opened fire anyway, apparently not interested in what he had to say. Bright muzzle-flash bounced off the rounded curves of the hallway and Elias heard a bullet fly by his head. He ducked down and backpedaled down the corridor, trying to place the convex wall between him and the rifle. Several more shots rang out, but that wasn’t what worried him. Somewhere behind him the noise of several more panging footsteps echoed… Rhodes had become accustomed to his new armor quickly enough, although he didn’t trust it at all. While it mimicked his old armor perfectly, better even in some respects, it had been created by the same nutcase that was now trying to kill him. The multi-colored sections of the Murderworld seemed to mock him. Through his visor and HUD he saw the hanging Guardsmen on the very far side of the floor, held aloft by steel cables around their wrists. While the humanitarian in him wondered if he could save them, the professional in him wondered who was guarding the prison. Arcade obviously had little regard for human life, otherwise he wouldn’t have gone to all this trouble and placed so many people in danger just to get to him. He recalled Arcade delightfully detailing how he had come to power in the Vault, and focused on the only clue he had as to this insane conundrum: Arcade had implied that someone had hired him. That meant that there was someone out there that wanted Rhodes dead enough to allow a manic like Arcade to endanger countless others. The control room where Arcade watched gleefully was too high off the ground for Rhodes to get to without flying, and since he had already discovered that Arcade had disconnected that function of his armor, there was no chance for him to bust in and accost the madman directly. That meant he was forced to work his way through the funhouse o’ horror and do whatever it was that Arcade wanted him to. He hated being at the mercy of scum like Arcade, but what choice did he have? And there were lives on the line, something else to keep him from running off half-cocked. The Guardsmen, people he had come to know from his short term as security chief, were depending on him. He had to play the game until an opportunity presented itself. The hallway he was in now looked like it had been dolled up to reflect that which was most famous in funhouses: a house of mirrors. His own image bounced back and forth down the long corridor, bending and twisting the light to make him seem tall and skinny, or short and fat. He got a good look at his new armor in one of the mirrors that wasn’t so distorted, and for a brief second admired the work Arcade had put into it. It didn’t quite have that Stark fit, but he had to admit that it was good. It was painted in yellow and green to match the other Guardsmen, and there was a weapon called an MDR magnetically attached to his right shoulder. He walked carefully and slowly down the hall of mirrors, occasionally looking from the left to the right in an attempt to remain focused. The twisted images the mirrors were throwing back at him were disorienting. “Oh, great,” someone said from behind him. “I get one of the fucking guard dogs.” Rhodes whirled around, mentally chiding himself for not paying attention to his complete surroundings. Standing at the end of the mirrored hall was a lone figure that he did not recognize, but who was looking him over with a gleeful expression. He wore one of the Vault jumpsuits but there was something odd around his wrists and ankles. Something silver, like bracelets, only they weren’t raised off of his skin. “Who are you?” Rhodes demanded after he planted his feet firmly on the ground and faced the inmate. “Name’s Wilbur Day,” the man replied as his lips formed a sneer. “People on the inside call me Stilts.” “Wait a sec…Stilt-Man? Seriously?” The sneer on Day’s face flicked over to an annoyed smirk for just the briefest of moments before his confidence returned. “It’s just Stilts now,” Day replied. “I was Hammerhead’s boy in the Brawl, his right hand guy in this hell. Now I’m stuck in this maze, and that means you’re in a world of hurt.” Rhodes recalled how Hammerhead had once been at the top of the prisoner hierarchy before the coup led by Otto Octavius. “Was? Past tense? He trade up for a real villain bodyguard?” “Say what you want, but you won’t be making cute little jokes in a minute.” “Wilbur…Stilts…c’mon. I’m wearing top of the line combat powered armor. You’re just a person with no powers. Your thing was growing your legs and it wasn’t even you doing it. It was armor you stole from Stark Enterprises. Without it you might as well put your hands up and surrender. Hell, even with it, you might as well put your hands up and surrender.” “Things change.” ‘Stilts’ bent at the knees momentarily before jumping into the air. Amazingly, his legs split open just above the ankles where Rhodes had seen the silver ring, telescoping outward. His legs doubled in length as metal stints elongated from inside his calves, and he used the force of the extensions unraveling to further his jump. Within a moment, Stilts was on top of a startled Rhodes. As Stilts’ legs retracted back into his body, the inmate hooked his hands over the rim of the chestplate protecting Rhodes, yanking down on it with a surprising amount of strength. A few sparks sputtered out from just under his helmet, but the armor remained in place. “Holy shit!” Rhodes exclaimed as he gripped Stilts’ prying hands near his wrists. “Damn straight,” Wilbur Day replied smoothly. “I underwent a few alterations while on the inside. Telescoping legs, arms, and a little added bonus…augmented strength.” Stilts began to step away from Rhodes but his grip remained tight on the chestplate. Where Rhodes held him by the wrists, he saw the silver rings that weren’t bracelets, but were apparently the point at which his limbs separated. Despite the fact that Rhodes held his hands firmly in place, Wilbur Day continued to walk backwards, unimpeded by the act. His arms split open at the silver rings and his arms telescoped out into metallic shafts. The sneer returned to Stilts’ face. “You might say it’s a whole new me.” Stilts yanked down hard again, utilizing his newfound strength to pull the chestplate out just a hair from where it was sealed, forcing more sparks to leap out of the armor. Rhodes was too astounded to move. He found it hard to believe that a lame criminal like Stilt-Man, who had been mostly a laughing stock amongst the other villains from what he understood, was now actually peeling his armor off with his bare hands. “What say we get a little leverage behind this, huh?” Stilts said as he mentally commanded his legs to extend. He rose twenty feet in the air and was now holding Rhodes down by the shoulders, keeping him pinned. “It never occurred to you what the Vault did with people it couldn’t regulate with power dampeners? Guys with surgically implanted hardware don’t just turn off. So the warden stuck us all down here.” Stilts looked around at the Murderworld for a brief moment. “Course, looks like things have changed again. I’m cool with that.” Rhodes was still gripping Stilt’s wrists, struggling to rip them off him so he could fight back. “After I open your tin can up I’ll move on to the next guy,” Wilbur continued. “Then the next guy, and the next guy. Eventually I’ll be the last one standing as top dog, and Hammerhead will have to get me the good shit again.” But Rhodes wasn’t paying attention to the rambling. He was too busy adjusting the HUD in his visor to find a weapons system that could get him out of this jam. He couldn’t risk moving his hand away to grab the MDR on his back, lest he allow Stilts to freely rip him open. Arcade, as maniacal as he may be, had an odd habit of giving his prey the tools that they needed. He was sure that a psychiatrist would have a field day explaining that, but he had other matters to attend to then mental diagnosis. Crossing off items on his weapons list, he finally found one he could use. Selecting an entry on his HUD, Rhodes firmly grasped the metal columns that were Stilts’ arms. Instead of fighting back now, he was simply waiting for something to happen. He felt his chestplate peel pack another centimeter, meaning that he was quickly running out of time. From what he could see in the surrounding mirrors, the elongated arms and legs were even further distorted by the reflecting images, making it look like he was being attacked by a series of metal snakes. A low humming crept into his ears, generated by his gauntlets. After another heartbeat, Day’s sneer turned into shock and then horror as his entire body began to wobble atop the extended tent poles that were his legs. “What are you doing to me?” he cried out, a hitn of worry and frustration in his voice. The grip on his chestplate began to dissolve. “Sonic amplifiers in the gloves,” Rhodes replied happily. He felt the vibrations generated by his gloves and he saw the effects it had on the telescoped arms. “My guess is if you don’t retract your arms and legs they’re going to shatter from the stress.” “S…s-s-screw y-y-you!” “Pretty soon I imagine that your organs will be liquefying. Better hurry up.” With a look of reluctance, Stilts finally let go of Rhodes’ armor and retracted all four of his limbs. The Vault’s security chief let go of his wrists, stood up and walked over to the still shaking inmate. “Smart man,” Rhodes said as he cocked back his fist and threw a punch straight at Stilts’ clacking jaw. There was a solid crack! from the punch and the former Stilt-Man went sailing through the closest mirror. He exploded through it easily, as the walls didn’t seem to be that thick, and landed in another corridor with mostly rounded edges. Thin glass broke away from the mirror and smashed on the floor, which soon cracked even further after Rhodes stepped on it to walk through the hole. Away from the mirrors, Rhodes found he could concentrate better on his surroundings, and he didn’t like what he saw. There were a half dozen robots stalking toward him, each dressed like the famous Nutcracker, and possessing a rifle that was aimed at his head. He ducked down instinctively, slipped his right hand up to his shoulder and gripped the MDR that hung there. Steadying his fire by crouching down on one knee, Rhodes let fly a volley of whatever the MDR cannon would let loose. He had never used the weapon or even seen it in action, but from glancing over it momentarily, it looked like a serious piece of hardware. He pulled the trigger and watched a splurge of blue energy belch out of the nozzle, aimed squarely at the gathered robot soldiers. He had no idea what he had just shot at them, but whatever it was it seemed to do the trick. The blue energy splashed over them, coating them for a brief second before their entire bodies simply exploded into pieces. Gears and wires bounced off of Rhodes’ armor as he stood back up and replaced the MDR to the magnetic hilt on his shoulder. “Piece of cake,” he said, allowing a brief moment of pride to himself. He glanced down at the unconscious Wilbur Day at his feet and wondered if he should take the time to stash him somewhere safe. “Easy for you to say.” Rhodes slipped the MDR off his back again and spun to face the voice, ready for another backstabbing attack. What he saw was a black man with his hands held high walking toward him. “Easy,” the man said. “I’m not looking to join him,” he added with a nod to Stilts. Rhodes felt a sense of déjà vu as he said, “Who are you?” “Elias. You just saved my neck. I’m not sure how much longer I could have held out.” He motioned behind him with a casual wave. “Another group had me pretty well cornered back there. These ones up here you just did in were boxing me in. Thanks. You saved my life.” Rhodes lowered the MDR but didn’t put it away. “Welcome. You should find more cover. I’m not sure what’s going to happen next. I’ve got to find a way into that booth to shut all this down or else it’s liable to kill all of us.” “I thought Guardsmen could fly?” Elias asked as he let his arms drop down to his sides. Rhodes shook his head. “Those systems have been shut down. I have no idea how to get them back online. Until I figure this mess out, you just—” “I might be able to help.” “No offense, but—” “My heart’s been replaced with a beta-particle generator,” Elias interrupted again. “I could bombard you with enough particles to shut down your armor, like an EMP. Then if you can reboot your systems all of your functions might come back online.” Rhodes paused, staring at the inmate. “And you expect me to just trust you.” “Desperate times, right?” He lowered the MDR a bit further. He hated to admit it to himself, but this Elias guy was right. Desperate measures were in order, given the situation. He still had no clue as to how to get up to Arcade, and he couldn’t do it by playing exactly to the madman’s rules. Adhering to everything Arcade did would be like suicide. It was time he took a more active stance in finding a way up to the booth. “Fine,” he said as he slipped the MDR back over his shoulder. “Hurry it up.” Elias nodded and stepped forward, his palm outstretched. He gently placed his hand on Rhodes’ chestplate, but even after a few moments nothing happened. “Give it a second,” he said. “Too much too fast will likely stop your heart, too.” “Well, we wouldn’t want that, would we?” Elias smirked but his brow was rumpled in concentration. After another few heartbeats a soft, blue glow began emanating from Elias’ palm. On the inside of his armor, Rhodes could feel the heat of the beta-particles spread throughout the armor, working their way into the crevices of the suit. Pins and needles were stabbing his skin all over, but the armor was already beginning to shut down and he couldn’t move to stop Elias. He was trapped inside the armor, and a startling thought entered his mind as he began to blank out: this man was trying to kill him, and he had let him. But then Elias pulled away, gasping. The soft glow left his hand and the uneasy feeling crawling over Rhodes’ skin started to fade. Almost at once his systems began to restart themselves, the failsafe now kicking in. “Did it work?” Elias asked, panting. “We’ll know in a second.” Rhodes’ HUD sprung back to life, telling him that all systems were nominal, and that the power had been returned to his equipment. He swung his arms to test the joints and found that the servo motors there were fine, again in working order. He nodded to Elias, who stepped back out of the way to give Rhodes some room. The boot jets ignited with a thunderous fury, sending waves of compressed air washing over Elias. Rhodes slowly, but surely, hovered up into the air. Without wasting time, Rhodes waved a thanks to Elias and then shot up into the air toward the booth. According to his HUD, everything was back online. He now had complete control of his armor, hoping that it would now be enough for him to take down Arcade and end this insanity. He sped toward the control booth, aiming his fists in front of him to smash through the one-way glass. His velocity increased as he approached, and with a chaotic crunch, he shattered through into the booth and somersaulted in the air to place his feet firmly down once more. Instinctively, he grabbed his MDR and swiveled its end around the room, looking for a target. But the room was empty. “Did he bolt?” Rhodes inquired aloud. “Not a chance!” Electrodes spread throughout the room flashed to life, arcing brilliant electricity directly into Rhodes’ armor. He convulsed from the onslaught, feeling as if his skin was on fire. His MDR clattered to the ground, now useless since his muscles could barely grasp a pencil, let alone a mass disrupter rifle. He fell to his knees, feeling the agony of the electricity burn through him. “If there’s one thing I know,” Arcade said as he stepped out from behind a computer bank, “it’s never run away from a sure kill. Did you really think I wouldn’t have everything accounted for, even you getting into my control booth?” The white suit that Arcade wore looked out of place against the background of sophisticated equipment. His bow tie, which was a putrid shade of orange and green, looked ghastly and childlike, as if the madman who wore it had no sense at all. He held a remote control in his hand with a giant red button in the center. “I have to admit,” Arcade continued as he walked around to the front of the smoldering Rhodes, “this has been one of my more fun assignments. Not all of my targets gets this far, and I don’t usually have so many colorful extras to play with. I’ll have to take my next vacation in a prison!” “That…that can be arranged…” Rhodes managed to utter. His systems were still barely online but it didn’t matter anymore: his muscles were fried. He could barely stay up straight on his knees. “Sorry, but I’ll have to decline your sweet invitation.” He waved the remote gently in front of Rhodes’ face. “See this? It’s the kill switch. Your kill switch. We’ve had some laughs, but you’ve run the course and reached the finish line. The only thing to do now is press this big red button watch your brains scramble! Luckily I have this all on video, piping directly to a screen that someone you’d be interested to know is watching.” Rhodes couldn’t move. He tried, but the strain made his nerves scream in pain. He couldn’t even raise his arm to try and smack the remote out of Arcade’s hand. “So long! Fair well! Auf wiedersehen! Good bye” Arcade raised his free hand up over his head dramatically, readying to slam his palm home on top of the red button. His arm only fell halfway, however, before a shot rang out and his head exploded. Instead of pouring out blood and brain matter, Arcade’s head spat out a dark liquid resembling oil, and sparks sputtered. Arcade wobbled a bit, fell into the console along the wall, and crashed to the floor in a motionless heap. “Well, look at that,” someone on the far side of the room said. “Asshole was a robot.” A man that Rhodes recognized as a mercenary called Paladin shuffled over and helped him to his feet. Now that the blood was circulating through his system for a few moments, Rhodes found he could stand on his own, but it still hurt incredibly to try and move. He leaned on Paladin for support for a few more seconds before he noticed a strange looking rifle gripped in the mercenary’s hand. Paladin followed his gaze and lifted the rifle up for him to see. “I know, it’s like a friggin’ toy or something. I grabbed it off of one of those Nutcrackers down there. Does the job.” He looked over at Arcade, who was still sparking. “Sloppy though it may be.” “He wasn’t a robot,” Rhodes finally said. “Beg your pardon, but he sure as hell looks like one to me.” “That’s a robot, Arcade is a person. He must have escaped just before I got here. From what I know about him, he’s not the kind of guy to stick around. Speaking of getting here…how did you?” Paladin motioned over his shoulder to the wide open door behind them. “Took the stairs. I found the end of the maze and there was a ladder leading up to a stairwell with a big painted arrow beside it. It was like he wanted us to get up here.” “He probably did. That’s how he operates, for whatever reason.” “So…you reckon this guy had an escape route, huh?” Rhodes looked around the room and finally saw a small hole in the far corner. He managed to raise his arm, even though it hurt to do so, and pointed to it. “There. Looks like he slipped out there and left the robot duplicate behind to delay his escape. Coward.” “You okay to stand?” Paladin asked. Rhodes nodded, and Paladin said, “Good. See ya around.” Paladin, rifle in hand, slipped out from under Rhodes’ bulky armored arm that he had been supporting and then trotted to the hole in the floor. He looked down it, seeing a slender shaft dive down into the floors below them. He nodded to Rhodes, and then fearlessly jumped into the shaft and disappeared. Rhodes would have given chase but for two reasons. First, he doubted that he could have walked more than five steps, and second, the guy had just saved his life. He looked at the remote on the floor, resting next to Arcade’s robot, and frowned. “I better get a raise for this shit,” he muttered aloud as he opened the clasps to take off his helmet. Now that the rampant chaos on the lower levels
was done, Rhodes finally had a chance to catch his breath. The Guardsmen,
for the most part, were alive. So were the dozen inmates that had
been set lose within the Murderworld. It had taken a few hours to
get the Guardsmen mobilized again to collect everyone, but once
Rhodes had figured out the control commands that Arcade had used
when messing with their minds, it was simple enough to bring them
back to consciousness. He leaned closer to the laptop where a webcam was
transmitting his own image thousands of miles to Val's computer.
“Look. This was supposed to be simple. You recruited me to the Commission
and said you needed my help to find out what Jones was doing and
gather evidence. Arcade said he had been hired to kill me. That
means someone leaked that I was here. Someone on your end.” Letters From Prison It’s been…um…well, way too long for me to actually have letters to post in this column. I apologize to any readers who sat wondering when the next issue of this series would come along. I won’t make excuses other than to say that I had some blockage. Anyway, now that this arc is finally wrapped up, we can move on to bigger and better things! Let’s see, we’ve blown up the Vault and had it taken over by a madman. What’s left? How about the vampire running lose in the morgue? How about the return of the Jury? How about someone is out to get Rhodes? How about some feedback? Tell me what and who you want to see next, and I’ll try to accommodate. Thanks for reading! -D. Golightly
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